I have just lived through every Junior Higher’s worst nightmare… and lived to tell about it!

The kickass ladies over at Who Let the Dorks Out chose me and my gratuitous granny photo for the Dork of the Week award! Now, this may be silly to most of you, but I was so terrified of being called a dork or being the center of attention when I was growing up. So, of course, now that I’m an adult with a snarky sense of humor and a dirty mind, being a dork is an achievement! I live for this stuff! I eat it for lunch!

Bring it on, ladies. Khaige and I were just getting started