Goodness gravy! If I have to see one more expo ad, I’m going to go barefoot and naked!
*listens for shouts of protest, only hears crickets*
Shoot, y’all, we’re comin’! Stop with the gigantic monotony! And instead of flashing advertising, why not hand out some $L? I’ve got my eyes on some amazing shoes and (yes, mother) sexy skimpies. I’m only made out of pixels, not money!
Ah well… guess I’ll see you there! Maybe I’ll bring a can and panhandle on the corners or something…
I have just lived through every Junior Higher’s worst nightmare… and lived to tell about it!
The kickass ladies over at Who Let the Dorks Out chose me and my gratuitous granny photo for the Dork of the Week award! Now, this may be silly to most of you, but I was so terrified of being called a dork or being the center of attention when I was growing up. So, of course, now that I’m an adult with a snarky sense of humor and a dirty mind, being a dork is an achievement! I live for this stuff! I eat it for lunch!
Bring it on, ladies. Khaige and I were just getting started 
Can’t people read?!? Is everyone just daft to hell?
I swear, if one more person calls me Thelma, I’m going to scream! And after I scream, I’m going to tattoo their names—misspelled—on their foreheads, so they can understand how annoying it is for people to get it wrong over and over and over again. I get this enough in my real life, I don’t need it anymore.
I don’t care if I shouldn’t be this angry about it. I am. It’s a short name, not even hard to read. Why can’t people actually pay attention? I consider pronouncing and spelling a name correctly a sign of respect—in both SL and RL. So when you get it wrong, I feel disrespected, glossed over. That is why it angers me.
Just the other day I replied to a blog post all about names, and the writer replied to my comment and got it wrong! And of course she spoke to me concerning LL making polls to see what users want the ability to change their names. Ha! Irony.
Yep, I’m done. For now.
Tell me if you know this man:
Black hair, probably a bit shaggy and down around the eyes
Tan skin, most likely from Abyss
Narrow eyes
Black tattoo
Huge shoulders that could dam a river
Hairless, except for the optional stubble or goatee
Muscular, very tall
Trendy or Neko clothing/accessories
Do you know him? I bet you do. We all do. He is the quintessential SL “everyman”—the prototype for virtual hotness. And, to be honest, I do find guys like this attractive. Very attractive. That’s the point, I’m sure… to make us ladies squirm and drool. But you know what I also find attractive? Being able to tell them apart! finding some individuality, personality, and style!
Who is this man? Here’s one. Oh wait, here. And another, and another… o hai!
Hotties, all.
But what happened to the blond boys? Nerdy boys? Husky boys? Lanky boys? Short boys? Gimme some flavour, boys! Design some new styles! Stretch the limits. And for god’s sake, be proportional! Take the sock out of your pants, yank off your shoulder pads, and show me who you are beyond the typical sex appeal. That would be sexy.
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